top --> s1 s2 s3 s4 s5;

s1 --> "No one would have believed, in the last" timeunit "of"
	timeperiod ", that" n1 "being watched from" location ".\n\n";

timeunit --> " months ";
timeunit --> " years ";
timeunit --> " days ";
timeunit --> " minutes ";
timeunit --> " femtoseconds ";
timeunit --> " instants ";

timeperiod --> " the nineteenth century";
timeperiod --> " the summer vacation";
timeperiod --> " World War I";
timeperiod --> " the third term";
timeperiod --> " Parliamentary Question Time";
timeperiod --> " the Mesozoic";
timeperiod --> " Lord Justice Fauntleroy's summing up";
timeperiod --> " the World Series";

n1 --> " human affairs were ";
n1 --> " we were ";
n1 --> " the Stock Market was ";
n1 --> " television soaps were ";
n1 --> " " celebrity "'s " left_or_right " " body_part " was ";

location --> " the timeless worlds of space";
location --> " a public lavatory in Islington";
location --> " a yacht in Portsmouth harbour";
location --> " the top of the Empire State Building";
location --> " a Portakabin near Charnock Richard services";

celebrity --> "Sylvester Stallone";
celebrity --> "Arnold Schwarzenegger";
celebrity --> "Kylie Minogue";
celebrity --> "The Bishop of Bath and Wells";
celebrity --> "Yasser Arafat";
celebrity --> "Boutros Boutros Ghali";
celebrity --> "David Owen";
celebrity --> "Madonna";
celebrity --> "Joanne Whalley-Kilmer";
celebrity --> "Jason Donovan";
celebrity --> "Mike Tyson";
celebrity --> "Terry Wogan";
celebrity --> "Margaret Thatcher";
celebrity --> "Ronald Reagan";
celebrity --> "The Pope";
celebrity --> "Bill Clinton";
celebrity --> "Benjamin Netanyahu";
celebrity --> "Jacques Chirac";
celebrity --> "Kate Moss";
celebrity --> "Claudia Schiffer";
celebrity --> "Eva Herzigova";
celebrity --> "O.J. Simpson";
celebrity --> "Bruce Willis";
celebrity --> "Brad Pitt";
celebrity --> "Salman Rushdie";
celebrity --> "Andre Agassi";

left_or_right --> "left";
left_or_right --> "right";

body_part --> "ear";
body_part --> "thigh";
body_part --> "nipple";
body_part --> "ventricle";
body_part --> "cheek";
body_part --> "buttock";

s2 --> "No one could have dreamed that" comp_s2 ".\n\n";

comp_s2 --> " we were being " watchverbed watchqualifier;
comp_s2 --> " " person " would win the Eurovision song contest";
comp_s2 --> " " person " would be awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics";
comp_s2 --> " " person " would be elected " top_post;
comp_s2 --> " " person " would run for " top_post;
comp_s2 --> " " person " would fail to be elected " top_post;
comp_s2 --> " there would be a coup in " country;
comp_s2 --> " affordable knee insulation would become a reality";
comp_s2 --> " " dire_punishment " would be reintroduced";

person --> celebrity;
person --> " a " nationality;

nationality --> "Norwegian";
nationality --> "Scandinavian";
nationality --> "Bolivian";
nationality --> "Russian";
nationality --> "Latvian";
nationality --> "Chilean";
nationality --> "South African";
nationality --> "Belgian";
nationality --> "Tibetan";

top_post --> elected_official " of " country;
top_post --> elected_official;
top_post --> "dogcatcher";
top_post --> "Man of the Year";
top_post --> "Woman of the Year";
top_post --> "Pope";

elected_official --> "President";
elected_official --> "Prime Minister";
elected_official --> "Chief Vizier";
elected_official --> "Vice-President";
elected_official --> "King";
elected_official --> "Queen";

country --> "Bolivia";
country --> "America";
country --> "Great Britain";
country --> "Tristan de Cunha";
country --> "Iraq";
country --> "Iran";
country --> "Russia";
country --> "Belgium";

dire_punishment --> "National Service";
dire_punishment --> "flogging and branding";
dire_punishment --> "drawing and quartering";
dire_punishment --> "transportation for life";
dire_punishment --> "knouting";

watchverbed --> "watched ";
watchverbed --> "studied ";
watchverbed --> "examined ";
watchverbed --> "scrutinised ";

watchverbs --> " watches ";
watchverbs --> " studies ";
watchverbs --> " regards ";

watchqualifier --> "by" watcher;
watchqualifier --> "as someone with a" device watchverbs watchee;

device --> " microscope ";
device --> " flamethrower ";
device --> " hangover ";
device --> " phobia about insects ";
device --> " radar-guided portable bootscraper ";
device --> " luminous glow-in-the-dark frisbee ";
device --> " personalised neutron bomb ";
device --> " boomerang autographed by " celebrity;

watchee --> " creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of " liquid;
watchee --> " man-eating dandelions";
watchee --> " a very small man in a pair of giant red plus-fours";
watchee --> " a Cross-Beam Treadle Valve";
watchee --> " a psychotic Yorkshire terrier";

liquid --> " beer ";
liquid --> " water ";
liquid --> " creosote ";
liquid --> " coca-cola ";
liquid --> " Theakston's Old Peculier ";
liquid --> " hydrochloric acid ";
liquid --> " extra-virgin olive oil ";
liquid --> " blood ";

watcher --> " a Cheshire cat";
watcher --> " creatures with more than " small_integer " heads each";
watcher --> " militants from the " organization;
watcher --> " the men from the Prudential";
watcher --> " talent scouts from Twentieth-Century Fox";
watcher --> " private detectives employed by " celebrity;

organization --> "Moral Majority";
organization --> "Socialist Worker's Party";
organization --> "Campaign to Re-Elect the President";
organization --> "CIA";
organization --> "Willy Shovelitt Independent Mushroom Party";
organization --> "UN High Commission on Refugees";
organization --> "Symbionese Liberation Army";
organization --> "Communist Party";
organization --> "Frinton-on-Sea Women's Institute";
organization --> "House Committee on Un-American Activities";
organization --> "Reformed Apostolic Church";

small_integer --> "two";
small_integer --> "three";
small_integer --> "four";
small_integer --> "five";
small_integer --> "six";
small_integer --> "seven";
small_integer --> "eight";
small_integer --> "nine";

s3 --> "Few" group_of_people "even considered the " chance_word " of" possibility ".\n\n";

group_of_people --> " people ";
group_of_people --> " men ";
group_of_people --> " women ";
group_of_people --> people_qualifier profession " ";
group_of_people --> people_qualifier nationality profession " ";
group_of_people --> " regular churchgoers ";
group_of_people --> " members of the " organization " ";

people_qualifier --> " left-handed ";
people_qualifier --> " right-handed ";
people_qualifier --> " blue-eyed ";
people_qualifier --> " retired ";
people_qualifier --> " overweight ";
people_qualifier --> " right-wing ";
people_qualifier --> " homosexual ";
people_qualifier --> " underage ";

profession --> " clergymen ";
profession --> " university graduates ";
profession --> " gerbil hunters ";
profession --> " astrologers ";
profession --> " cat lovers ";
profession --> " ornithologists ";
profession --> " trainspotters ";

chance_word --> "possibility";
chance_word --> "desirability";
chance_word --> "likelihood";
chance_word --> "necessity";
chance_word --> "risk";
chance_word --> "inevitability";
chance_word --> "apalling concept";
chance_word --> "advantages";
chance_word --> "absurdity";
chance_word --> "dangers";

possibility --> " life on other planets";
possibility --> " a compact, field-model droonge projector";
possibility --> " a lightweight man-portable anti-hippo missile";
possibility --> " an invasion of killer voles";
possibility --> " eating more than two shredded wheat";
possibility --> " joining the neighbourhood booze-and-knife bust";
possibility --> " " celebrity " being arrested for soliciting";
possibility --> " " celebrity " undergoing liposuction";
possibility --> " being consumed by a custard beast";
possibility --> " spontaneously combusting";
possibility --> " being allowed to lick " celebrity "'s" " " body_part "s ";
possibility --> " being lynched by a mob of " people_qualifier nationality profession;
possibility --> " subscribing to the Herring-of-the-Month Club";

s4 --> "And yet, across the" distance ", minds immeasurably"
	comparative_phrase "ours, regarded" object "with" see_object
".\n\n";

distance --> " gulfs of space";
distance --> " Gulf of Mexico";
distance --> " Berlin Wall";
distance --> " Gulfs of Madras";
distance --> " Baltic";
distance --> " M4 near Reading";
distance --> " M25";
distance --> " Atlantic Ocean";
distance --> " Grand Canyon";
distance --> " Bering Strait";

comparative_phrase --> " stranger than ";
comparative_phrase --> " odd compared to ";
comparative_phrase --> " weirder than ";
comparative_phrase --> " more hip and trendy than ";
comparative_phrase --> " more insubstantial than ";

object --> " this Earth ";
object --> " a pair of Levi's 501s ";
object --> " their navels ";
object --> " a young woman living in Kilmardinny Grove, Glasgow ";
object --> " " celebrity "'s " body_part "s ";
object --> " a pile of remaindered Human League records ";
object --> " the Maastricht Treaty ";
object --> " the Eiffel Tower ";

see_object --> " envious eyes";
see_object --> " " small_integer " oculars";
see_object --> " at least " small_integer " eyes";
see_object --> " several video cameras";
see_object --> " total disbelief";
see_object --> " " emotion_qualifier " " emotion;

emotion_qualifier --> "ill-concealed";
emotion_qualifier --> "unrestrained";
emotion_qualifier --> "unfeigned";
emotion_qualifier --> "unconcealed";

emotion --> "lust";
emotion --> "awe";
emotion --> "envy";
emotion --> "derision";
emotion --> "disgust";
emotion --> "bewilderment";

s5 --> "And slowly and surely, they" activity ".\n";

activity --> " drew their plans against us";
activity --> " recorded everything";
activity --> " melted their brains with loud rock music";
activity --> " solved the 'Times' crossword";
activity --> " sank into a stupor"; 
activity --> " converted to " religion;
activity --> " cancelled their 'Newsweek' subscriptions";
activity --> " contracted " awful_disease;
activity --> " succumbed to chronic flatulence";

awful_disease --> "foot and mouth disease";
awful_disease --> "Mad Cow disease";
awful_disease --> "botulism";

religion --> "Christianity";
religion --> "Buddhism";
religion --> "Mormonism";
religion --> "monetarism";
religion --> "Catholicism";
religion --> "Islam";
religion --> "natural gas";
religion --> "Orthodox Judaism";