This is a collection of light-hearted, mean-spirited and often bizarre rants on various subjects. I can't decide if any of them are actually funny enough to justify being republished, but I'm putting them up here anyway on the offchance that they might still have some amusement value.

Please note: not everybody shares my sense of humour, and there may be material here that some people find offensive. I certainly hope so.

2001

• A gaijin's guide to Japan

2000

• The Bush victory explained
• A phrasebook for budget travellers
• A beginner's guide to downhill skiing

1998

• Isms
• "Clinton did not have sex with aide" shock

1997

• "Mother Teresa, partner die in horror smash"

1995

• The lap of luxury
• A little light music
• No sex, too many drugs, and nothing like rock'n'roll
• Paint it puce, set fire to it and then piss on the ashes

1994

• Monsters on the rampage
• Just what I always wanted
• A warm fuzzy feeling
• An oven full of fluff
• Without prejudice
• Big Bible

1991

• The Incredible Shrinking Rector Syndrome